Friday, February 12, 2010

All About Me!

I am way past due for an update about my little man.. and all that he is accomplishing lately. Plus some cute pictures of him. But today is not the day. Maybe... next week?

Remember my "FeelYourBooBies" post? Well my ultrasound results are in. Drum roll please.....

It's not cancer! Ha. We knew that already. It appears to be dense tissue. My doctor believes I have fibrocystic breasts. I am supposed to refrain from drinking caffeine and eating chocolate. Seriously?! That is all I do! LOL. I drink like 20 billion pepsis a month.. and I indulge in some delicious truffles every now and then.

Iatrogenic. That describes the whole situation.

My nutritionist told me to drink more dark soda (pepsi) and gave me a whole other list of items I needed to eat and drink to gain weight. Of course I got HOOKED on pepsi.. and now my doctor is telling me NOT to drink pepsi because it can cause lumpy breasts! I just can't win! LOL.

Tomorrow is a BIG day for me! I am going "under the laser"! I am getting lasik eye surgery done tomorrow.. and I am SO excited! Just the thought of not having to wear glasses to see puts a big grin on my face! I can't wait to be able to see the TV, go to baseball games and actually see the game, and see where I'm driving at night! Not to mention my last pair of glasses was thrown away the other day. Landon fed them to Taylor... and she destroyed them. There was no return for them. Normally I would have flipped out and beat my child and killed me dog, but because I knew it was only a matter of days before I didn't need them anymore, I just bit my tongue and dealt with it. My child & dog are both still alive and breathing. =]

Wish me luck tomorrow! =]

No comments:

Post a Comment